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Go one dose. My wife's not a pilot but my kids can vouch for the drinking part.
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk, and pennies saved, chickens before they are hatched, etc.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My dad told me a story about my mom. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot the first 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke. Then she strangled the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "That's a terrible story. What did your dad tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay the fuck away from your mom if she's been drinking."
Go one dose. My wife's not a pilot but my kids can vouch for the drinking part.
lol....gotta love them ladies..
No more doorslammers.
Do you think women drink to make their men look better? I remember dream girls seemed to appear after a 12 pack. Now I just can't remember.
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