old biker

[novadose454]

An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes', she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am'.

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger.'

[Tmac]

Would that be cheese wiz on that burger?So that's where the secrete sauce comes from:D

[novadose454]

hmmmmmmmmmm never thought of that.....if the girl is mexican ...does it make the burger spicey??

[Tmac]

hmmmmmmmmmm never thought of that.....if the girl is mexican ...does it make the burger spicey??
That or cheap.

[novadose454]

tmac...i knew inside somewhere was an animal........we gotta break bread one day....and talk about how richie is a douche....we can come to....visual effects....oh yeah

[novadose454]

hey im only top fuel...how can i be a super moderator.....??? is it a birthrite??? or some kinda sick initiation?? ....or....do i need knee pads...?? ....comeon fess up ..i need to be higher than top fuel......

[RICHIESBLOWN34]

hey im only top fuel...how can i be a super moderator.....??? is it a birthrite??? or some kinda sick initiation?? ....or....do i need knee pads...?? ....comeon fess up ..i need to be higher than top fuel......

knee pads ..your used to being on your knees without them when you pray to to one eyed dragon:2215:

[Lindas57chevy]

You two still at it god!!

[Lindas57chevy]

mr dose did you get anything in the mail regarding the long island car shows i know i filled the card out at belmont i don't remember if i got the card in feb or march

[novadose454]

mr dose did you get anything in the mail regarding the long island car shows i know i filled the card out at belmont i don't remember if i got the card in feb or march

no...didnt get anything yet....im ignoring that unshaven horsehead....who hangs out in subway bathrooms in the city......

[Tmac]

hey im only top fuel...how can i be a super moderator.....??? is it a birthrite??? or some kinda sick initiation?? ....or....do i need knee pads...?? ....comeon fess up ..i need to be higher than top fuel......
Not my site,not my call.Mike Beck is the guy.

[novadose454]

oh well...just wondering.....lol......